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Play on the Toilet
Mobile game finder for short sessions

About

The story behind the most important game discovery platform ever built.

What is this?

Play on the Toilet is an AI-powered mobile game search engine built for one very specific use case: finding the right game for your current situation. Short commute? Waiting in line? A few spare minutes on the porcelain throne? Describe what you want in plain English and we'll find it.

Unlike app store charts that push whatever earns the most commission, our recommendations are driven by behavioural tags โ€” session length, interruptibility, monetisation model, orientation, and more โ€” matched against your description using AI embeddings. No ads. No pay-to-feature. Just the best game for the moment.

The Toilet Tier System

Every game gets a Toilet Tier rating based on how well it suits a short, interruptible session:

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Wee
Lightning fast. In and out before you sat down.
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One Poo
Classic throne territory. Ends naturally.
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Hangover Poo
Settle in. You've got some time.
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Spicy Curry
Your legs may go numb. Worth it.
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Send the Search Party
No one knows where you are.

How it works

Each game in our database has been analysed by an AI model and tagged across 15+ behavioural dimensions. Those tags are combined into a semantic summary, then converted into a vector embedding โ€” a mathematical representation of the game's "vibe".

When you search, your description is embedded the same way and we find the games whose embeddings are closest to yours. Filters further narrow results before the AI ranking runs, so you always get games that genuinely match โ€” not just keyword hits.

Contact

Built and maintained by one person with too much time on the toilet. Questions, suggestions, or want your game featured?

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