POTT Rating
💨
Wee
Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.
💨
Wee
Under 3 min
💩
One Poo
3–10 min
💩💩
Spicy Curry
10–25 min
💩💩💩
Hangover Poo
25–45 min
🆘
Send the Search Party
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Live from App Store
iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.5
3K ratings
Reviews
3K
iOS ratings
Size
23 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Sep 2025
v1.4.1
Original Release
Dec 2020
What's new in v1.4.1
- Fixed a crash in iOS 26.
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
5 Second Rule: Party Cards is designed for very short, solo play sessions, easily interrupted without penalty. The game aggressively pushes a weekly subscription, effectively gating access to content and making it unplayable without payment. This game is best suited for users who want a quick distraction and are willing to immediately subscribe, or those who quickly realize the monetization scheme and uninstall.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
