POTT Rating
💨
Wee
Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
💩💩
Spicy Curry
10–25 min
💩💩💩
Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.9
747 ratings
Reviews
747
iOS ratings
Size
541 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Nov 2025
v4.23.5
Original Release
Aug 2020
What's new in v4.23.5
- Fixed several UI, system, and textual errors
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
Bistro Heroes is a cozy, semi-idle RPG best played in short, casual sessions, making it ideal for playing on the side of other activities. Progression is primarily driven by passive income and daily check-ins, with optional cosmetic purchases that offer minor stat boosts. Its simple, one-handed controls and low performance demand make it accessible and easy to pick up and play anytime, anywhere.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👶 Parent-friendly👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional
