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Blasphemous

The Game Kitchen Sociedad Limitada

your brain needs this workout

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POTT Rating

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Hangover Poo

You're going to be a while. Your legs may go numb. Worth it.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★☆

4.4

220 ratings

Reviews

220

iOS ratings

Size

921 MB

Worth the download

Last Updated

Oct 2025

v1.9

Original Release

Feb 2025

What's new in v1.9

Update 1.9 Thank you for your support! Changelog Update 1.9: - Unity security update. - Fixed issue with touch controls.

Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live

🚽 The POTT Take

Blasphemous is a challenging, story-rich metroidvania action platformer that demands focus and rewards multiple playthroughs. Its intense difficulty and intricate level design make it best suited for players seeking a deep, immersive experience that requires dedicated play sessions. While playable offline, its complex controls and low interruptibility mean it's not ideal for quick, on-the-go gaming.