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Bloons TD 5

Ninja Kiwi Limited

comfortable? good. stay there.

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POTT Rating

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Spicy Curry

You've earned some extra time today. Make yourself comfortable.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★★

4.8

98K ratings

Reviews

98K

iOS ratings

Size

150 MB

Worth the download

Last Updated

Nov 2025

v4.7

Original Release

Nov 2012

What's new in v4.7

Prepare yourself for the storm in this scorching new intermediate map: Sandstorm. Each round brings a shifting path designed to confuse your monkeys. With a large oasis for Subs and Buccaneers near the entrance and a curving path that flows through the terrain, you'll find plenty of areas for your monkeys to shine.

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🚽 The POTT Take

Bloons TD 5 is a long-session tower defense strategy game that can be played offline and is highly replayable due to numerous maps and upgrade combinations. While it offers a fair free-to-play experience, its matches can become lengthy, and performance may degrade on older devices during intense late-game rounds. This game is best suited for patient strategists who enjoy deep planning and don't mind a moderate level of challenge.