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Bloons TD Battles

Ninja Kiwi Limited

silence is golden. so is this.

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POTT Rating

💩💩

Spicy Curry

You've earned some extra time today. Make yourself comfortable.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★★

4.8

367K ratings

Reviews

367K

iOS ratings

Size

170 MB

Worth the download

Last Updated

Dec 2025

v6.23.3

Original Release

Jul 2013

What's new in v6.23.3

Quality of Life changes and Minor Bug fixes. Turn up the voltage on an all new map: Circuit Board! Long straights and tight turns offer plenty of opportunities to resist your opponents rushes. Calculate your best strategy and lock in your win now!

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🚽 The POTT Take

Bloons TD Battles is a competitive online real-time strategy game where players build towers to defend against waves of balloons. Sessions can be medium-length and are often interrupted by game crashes, making it difficult to play in short bursts. While the core gameplay is free, acquiring powerful upgrades and abilities can be expensive, leaning towards a pay-to-win model.