POTT Rating
💨
Wee
Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.
💨
Wee
Under 3 min
💩
One Poo
3–10 min
💩💩
Spicy Curry
10–25 min
💩💩💩
Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.7
4K ratings
Reviews
4K
iOS ratings
Size
1395 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Apr 2026
v6.0424.228
Original Release
May 2023
What's new in v6.0424.228
1. Queen Victoria and Bismarck are coming soon. 2. New equipment crafting is now available. 3. Obsidian Technology: Reduces T5 healing costs. 4. Summit of the Continent: Death penalty refund increased from 30% to 40%.
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This is a competitive online strategy game played in short, interruptible sessions, primarily in portrait mode. While it features a fun mini-game, the core experience is a base-builder with significant pay-to-win mechanics and energy timers, making it best suited for players who enjoy intense competition and don't mind spending money to progress. It's playable one-handed and can be played with the sound off.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
