POTT Rating
🆘
Send the Search Party
No one knows where you are. Your family has filed a missing persons report.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
💩💩
Spicy Curry
10–25 min
💩💩💩
Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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Send the Search Party
You live here
Live from App Store
iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★☆☆☆☆
1.0
1 ratings
Reviews
1
iOS ratings
Size
1013 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Apr 2026
v2.1.5
Original Release
May 2025
What's new in v2.1.5
New and improved notifications Improvement to onboarding flow Various minor bug fixes UI/UX changes to products Improvement to the user flow around welcome bundles
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This is a competitive online football simulation played in landscape mode, requiring two-handed control and offering long, intense sessions. While free-to-play, progression is heavily loot-driven and appears to lean towards pay-to-win, making it best suited for dedicated players willing to invest time or money to build their team. The game is playable without sound but requires a stable internet connection.
Tags
🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
