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Cultist Simulator

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POTT Rating

💩💩

Spicy Curry

You've earned some extra time today. Make yourself comfortable.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★★

4.8

4K ratings

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Size

331 MB

Worth the download

Last Updated

Mar 2026

v3.7.4

Original Release

Apr 2019

What's new in v3.7.4

Bug fixes: - Feeding “Reason” in the Physician legacy now gives “Passion” or “Talk” verb, as intended - Fixing some font issues in Russian

Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live

🚽 The POTT Take

Cultist Simulator is a challenging, story-rich card game that requires significant patience and experimentation to master its complex mechanics and lore. While sessions can be long, it's easily interruptible and playable offline, making it suitable for players who enjoy deep, narrative-driven experiences and don't mind a steep learning curve. Its intense atmosphere and high replayability through roguelike elements offer a rewarding experience for those willing to delve into its occult mysteries.