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Defend the Castle: Card TD
iOS Β· Android

Defend the Castle: Card TD

Small Giant Games Oy
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πŸ“± App StoreπŸ€– Google Play
POTT Rating
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One Poo
Classic throne territory. A satisfying session that ends naturally.
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Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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Rating
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3.6
45 ratings
Reviews
45
iOS ratings
Size
199 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Apr 2026
v6.1.0
Original Release
Sep 2025
What's new in v6.1.0

New Towers: βˆ™ Megaphones (Epic Anti-Taunt) βˆ™ Balloons (Rare Anti-Air) βˆ™ Elemental Needles (8 more Uncommon Towers to accompany the existing Metal Needle) Signature Tower Sets (three related cards from Common to Rare): βˆ™ Cold: Snowball, Handful of Snowballs (formerly Ice Cube), Pile of Snowballs (new!) βˆ™ Earth: Small Rock (formerly Bone), Rock (formerly Small Rock), Big Rock (formerly Boulder) βˆ™ E…

Source: App Store release notes Β· Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take

This is a card-based tower defense game played in portrait mode, suitable for short, interruptible sessions. While it offers high replay value through loot-driven progression and can be played offline and one-handed, players should be aware of significant pay-to-win elements and a steep difficulty curve that may require spending money to overcome.

Tags
GenreStrategy
OrientationUnknown
SessionShort
PauseableHigh
PriceP2W
DifficultyHard
VibeIntense
SocialSolo
StoryNo-Story
ReplayabilityHigh
RatingTeen
ProgressionLoot-Driven
DeviceStandard
🚽 Toilet-friendlyπŸ‘Ά Parent-friendly✈️ OfflineπŸ‘ One-handedπŸ”‡ Sound optional⚑ No energy timers
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