iOS · Android

Equestrian the Game

Kavalri Games AB

the porcelain throne approves

📱 App Store 🤖 Google Play

POTT Rating

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Spicy Curry

You've earned some extra time today. Make yourself comfortable.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★☆

4.0

10K ratings

Reviews

10K

iOS ratings

Size

1212 MB

Worth the download

Last Updated

Apr 2026

v77.3.2

Original Release

Jun 2022

What's new in v77.3.2

Bug fixes & improvements.

Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live

🚽 The POTT Take

This is a simulation game focused on horse training and riding, played in portrait mode with medium session lengths and interruptibility. While it offers a relaxing experience and moderate replay value, progression can feel grindy, and desirable items are heavily gated behind a premium currency, making it lean towards pay-to-win.