POTT Rating
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One Poo
Classic throne territory. A satisfying session that ends naturally.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.5
224 ratings
Reviews
224
iOS ratings
Size
295 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Oct 2025
v2.1.67
Original Release
Dec 2014
What's new in v2.1.67
plugin updates a fixes
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This is a solo, portrait-oriented football management simulation that can be played offline and in short sessions, making it highly interruptible and suitable for one-handed play. While the core gameplay is accessible, progression is heavily gated by pay-to-win mechanics, requiring significant spending to advance quickly. It's best suited for players who enjoy the strategic depth of team management and are not deterred by its monetization model.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👶 Parent-friendly✈️ Offline👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
