iOS

Footballer - Life Simulator

Tapugo FZCO

wifi not required. dignity, neither.

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POTT Rating

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Spicy Curry

You've earned some extra time today. Make yourself comfortable.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★☆

4.4

56 ratings

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Size

93 MB

Worth the download

Last Updated

Apr 2026

v1.8.0

Original Release

Feb 2026

What's new in v1.8.0

NEW: Football IQ Quiz Test your football knowledge with 600+ trivia questions across 6 categories and 4 game modes. Earn your FIQ score and compete on the global leaderboard. NEW: Global Leaderboards Compete worldwide on goals, assists, trophies, match rating, and FIQ. W…

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🚽 The POTT Take

This is a landscape-oriented sports management simulator played in medium-length sessions, suitable for solo play. It offers a fair freemium model and standard progression, making it highly replayable for those who enjoy strategic team building and career simulation without intense pressure.