iOS

Footballer - Life Simulator

Tapugo FZCO

wifi not required. dignity, neither.

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POTT Rating

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Spicy Curry

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★☆

4.4

105 ratings

Reviews

105

iOS ratings

Size

93 MB

Worth the download

Last Updated

May 2026

v2.0.0

Original Release

Feb 2026

What's new in v2.0.0

Bug Fixes regarding pricing more bug fixes.

Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live

🚽 The POTT Take

This is a landscape-oriented sports management simulator played in medium-length sessions, suitable for solo play. It offers a fair freemium model and standard progression, making it highly replayable for those who enjoy strategic team building and career simulation without intense pressure.