POTT Rating
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Spicy Curry
You've earned some extra time today. Make yourself comfortable.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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Live from App Store
iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★☆
4.3
1K ratings
Reviews
1K
iOS ratings
Size
1959 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Feb 2026
v1.16.3
Original Release
Dec 2023
What's new in v1.16.3
We improved the player experience and fixed bugs - but kept the fun ones! Visit https://www.goatsimulator3.com/ for more info!
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
Goat Simulator 3 offers a chaotic, open-world sandbox experience where players cause mayhem as a goat, with progression tied to completing missions. While playable solo, the game demands a powerful device and can be prone to crashing, making it less ideal for quick, interruptible play sessions. It's best suited for players seeking a humorous, content-rich simulation that can be enjoyed in longer, focused bursts.
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🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
