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Hitman: Absolution

Feral Interactive Ltd

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POTT Rating

💩💩💩

Hangover Poo

You're going to be a while. Your legs may go numb. Worth it.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★★

4.9

632 ratings

Reviews

632

iOS ratings

Size

2065 MB

Worth the download

Last Updated

May 2026

v1.3.1

Original Release

Oct 2025

What's new in v1.3.1

• Adds Contracts mode, allowing players to create and share custom assassination assignments online, and attempt those created by other players. For a full rundown of Contracts mode, please visit https://feral.in/ha-contracts

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🚽 The POTT Take

Hitman: Absolution is a story-rich, stealth-action game played in landscape orientation that offers a long, immersive experience. While it can be replayed many times, its demanding performance and low interruptibility make it best suited for players with dedicated time and high-end devices who enjoy a challenging, narrative-driven stealth experience.