Android

Hoplite

hands-free approved (almost)

🤖 Google Play

POTT Rating

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Wee

Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.

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Wee

Under 3 min

💩

One Poo

3–10 min

💩💩

Spicy Curry

10–25 min

💩💩💩

Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Google Play Stats

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Rating

★★★★★

4.5

42K ratings

Reviews

42K

Android ratings

Installs

1,000,000+

Google Play

Last Updated

Oct 2025

🚽 The POTT Take

Hoplite is a turn-based roguelike that plays like a tactical puzzle game, offering deep strategy within simple mechanics. It's well-suited for short, interruptible sessions and offers high replayability with a fair freemium model. This game is ideal for players who enjoy challenging, thoughtful gameplay that can be picked up and put down easily.