POTT Rating
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One Poo
Classic throne territory. A satisfying session that ends naturally.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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Send the Search Party
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.9
96 ratings
Reviews
96
iOS ratings
Size
351 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Jun 2026
v0.22.4
Original Release
May 2026
What's new in v0.22.4
Here’s what’s new in this version: World Football Festival has started in Kickoff Tactics! • NEW EVENT! - World Arena – Win matches and earn exclusive rewards. Unlocks soon! • NEW CHAMPION PASS SEASON! – Unlock Wharton, Koné, and more rewards! • NEW CARDS!– Expand your squad with fresh player cards. • NEW ANIMATIONS – Including Messi, Neves, Onana, Rice, McGinn, and more! • Visual polish, performa…
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This is a fast-paced, competitive online card battler that plays like Marvel Snap but with a football theme. Sessions are short and can be played one-handed, making it highly interruptible and suitable for quick bursts of play. However, the game is considered pay-to-win, and players who don't spend money may struggle against others.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers