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Kingdoms at War: Hardcore PVP

A Thinking Ape Entertainment Ltd.

they'll never know where you queued from

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POTT Rating

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Wee

Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★☆

3.5

1K ratings

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Size

598 MB

Worth the download

Last Updated

Apr 2026

v3.32

Original Release

Nov 2016

What's new in v3.32

Here's what's NEW in the Kingdoms: - Continued to squash bugs that needed squashing + improve things that needed improving!

Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live

🚽 The POTT Take

This is a hardcore PVP strategy game played in short, intense sessions that can be easily interrupted. While the core gameplay loop is repetitive and has been unchanged for years, it offers high replay value through persistent online competition. Monetization is heavily pay-to-win, making it difficult for free players to compete at higher levels.