POTT Rating
💨
Wee
Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
💩💩
Spicy Curry
10–25 min
💩💩💩
Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.8
227 ratings
Reviews
227
iOS ratings
Size
217 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Aug 2025
v2.3.2
Original Release
Mar 2022
What's new in v2.3.2
Improvements and bug fixes
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
MetroLand is a casual, portrait-oriented endless runner with simple swipe controls, making it highly interruptible and suitable for short sessions. While it offers high replayability and a relaxing mood, it is not offline playable and may feature pay-to-win elements. This game is ideal for players seeking a quick, engaging distraction that can be played one-handed.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👶 Parent-friendly👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
