POTT Rating
💨
Wee
Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.
💨
Wee
Under 3 min
💩
One Poo
3–10 min
💩💩
Spicy Curry
10–25 min
💩💩💩
Hangover Poo
25–45 min
🆘
Send the Search Party
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Live from App Store
iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.9
25K ratings
Reviews
25K
iOS ratings
Size
382 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Apr 2026
v2.13.0
Original Release
Oct 2023
What's new in v2.13.0
This update addresses community requests, fixes bugs, and improves performance! Please check social for full list of patch notes!
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
Midas Merge is a portrait-oriented merge game designed for short, frequent play sessions. It allows for easy interruption as progress isn't gated by energy or timers, but does employ a freemium model with potentially frustrating requests and progression blocks. This game is best suited for players who enjoy casual, solo puzzle experiences and don't mind occasional prompts to engage with its monetization systems.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
