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My Dear Farm
iOS Β· Android

My Dear Farm

HyperBeard Inc.
wipe with one hand in parallel
πŸ“± App StoreπŸ€– Google Play
POTT Rating
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Wee
Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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Send the Search Party
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Live from App Store
iTunes API Β· fetched on page load
Rating
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4.6
11K ratings
Reviews
11K
iOS ratings
Size
406 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Mar 2026
v1.39
Original Release
Aug 2022
What's new in v1.39

Bug fixes for a smoother experience.

Source: App Store release notes Β· Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take

This is a cozy, portrait-oriented farming and decoration game with simple, one-handed controls suitable for short, interruptible sessions. Progression is heavily tied to waiting or watching ads, making it feel pay-to-win for those who want to progress faster. It's ideal for players seeking a relaxing, solo experience to unwind with, but those who dislike ad-heavy monetization or long wait times may find it frustrating.

Tags
GenreSimulation
OrientationUnknown
SessionShort
PauseableHigh
PriceP2W
DifficultyCasual
VibeCozy
SocialSolo
StoryNo-Story
ReplayabilityHigh
RatingEveryone
ProgressionIdle
DeviceStandard
🚽 Toilet-friendlyπŸ‘Ά Parent-friendly✈️ OfflineπŸ‘ One-handedπŸ”‡ Sound optional
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