POTT Rating
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Hangover Poo
You're going to be a while. Your legs may go numb. Worth it.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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Send the Search Party
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Live from App Store
iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.7
10K ratings
Reviews
10K
iOS ratings
Size
594 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Oct 2025
v1.7.9
Original Release
Mar 2019
What's new in v1.7.9
Ahoy maties! Great news from Seven Seas! We've been busy improving Tempest for you. This latest update is packed with bug fixes and performance upgrades to keep everything running as smoothly as possible. Can't wait for you to check it out!
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This open-world RPG is played in landscape mode and offers a moderate session length with some risk of progress loss if interrupted. While playable offline, it leans towards pay-to-win mechanics, particularly for ship acquisition, and requires two-handed controls. It's best suited for players who enjoy a challenging but not overly punishing experience with light story elements and moderate replayability.
Tags
✈️ Offline🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
