Android

Premier League Football Game

hands-free approved (almost)

🤖 Google Play

POTT Rating

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One Poo

Classic throne territory. A satisfying session that ends naturally.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Google Play Stats

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Rating

★★★★★

4.8

257 ratings

Reviews

257

Android ratings

Installs

100,000+

Google Play

Last Updated

Apr 2026

🚽 The POTT Take

This is a casual, likely portrait-oriented sports game designed for short, repeatable sessions that can be played one-handed. It offers a relaxing experience with high replay value and appears to be fair in its monetization, making it suitable for quick play on the go or for those seeking a low-stress sports simulation.