POTT Rating
💨
Wee
Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.
💨
Wee
Under 3 min
💩
One Poo
3–10 min
💩💩
Spicy Curry
10–25 min
💩💩💩
Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.8
154K ratings
Reviews
154K
iOS ratings
Size
309 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Dec 2025
v1.21.0
Original Release
May 2023
What's new in v1.21.0
Ready to cook, Chef? The kitchen’s been bustling behind the scenes: -Orders now move smoothly from the cutting board to the serving plate -Kitchen equipment responds faster, making each tap feel more precise -New dishes are already simmering on the stove Update now and get back to cooking up some fun!
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
Royal Cooking is played in short, self-contained bursts, easily interrupted at any time. Progress is gated by increasingly difficult levels that strongly incentivize spending real money to overcome obstacles. This game is best suited for players who enjoy casual cooking games and don't mind potentially hitting paywalls, or who are willing to accept slow progression without spending.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
