POTT Rating
💨
Wee
Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.
💨
Wee
Under 3 min
💩
One Poo
3–10 min
💩💩
Spicy Curry
10–25 min
💩💩💩
Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★☆
4.1
51 ratings
Reviews
51
iOS ratings
Size
377 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Apr 2026
v1.41.0
Original Release
Dec 2023
What's new in v1.41.0
• Bug fixes
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This is a card-based soccer management game played in short, interruptible sessions, likely in portrait mode. While it offers asynchronous multiplayer and high replay value through collection, it suffers from aggressive energy timers and pay-to-win monetization, making it best suited for players who don't mind spending money to progress or who can tolerate frequent breaks.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional
