POTT Rating
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One Poo
Classic throne territory. A satisfying session that ends naturally.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.5
32K ratings
Reviews
32K
iOS ratings
Size
205 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Jun 2026
v1.32.0
Original Release
Aug 2019
What's new in v1.32.0
- New World Nations event - Added fouls to the game - Added free kicks and penalties to matches - Added 8 new nation teams - Updated match result UI
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This is a casual, solo soccer simulation playable in short, interruptible sessions, ideal for quick play on the go. Its simple, one-handed controls and low performance demands make it accessible on most devices. While lacking deep narrative, it offers high replay value through standard progression and a wealth of requested features, making it a good choice for players seeking a straightforward sports game to pass the time.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👶 Parent-friendly✈️ Offline👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
