Android

Soccer Master Simulator 3D

ambidextrous not required

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POTT Rating

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One Poo

Classic throne territory. A satisfying session that ends naturally.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★☆

4.0

1K ratings

Reviews

Android ratings

Installs

1,000,000+

Google Play

Last Updated

Dec 2025

🚽 The POTT Take

This is a casual, portrait-oriented soccer simulator with short session lengths and high interruptibility, making it suitable for quick play sessions. Monetization is primarily through ads, and the game offers high replay value through career progression. It's ideal for players looking for a simple, mindless sports game they can pick up and put down easily.