POTT Rating
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One Poo
Classic throne territory. A satisfying session that ends naturally.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★★
4.8
3K ratings
Reviews
3K
iOS ratings
Size
186 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Mar 2026
v9.5
Original Release
May 2025
What's new in v9.5
9.5 Bug fixes with tackling 9.0 UPDATE New Skill - Tap Lift Volley GK rework and style Tackle system improvement Purchasable Kits/Outfits Titles system Balance adjustments and physics improvements
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This is a fast-paced, competitive online soccer game played in short sessions, likely in portrait mode. While generally fun and offering high replay value, players may encounter lag and hit-box issues in multiplayer. It's best suited for those who enjoy quick, intense arcade sports action and don't mind optional ads.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
