POTT Rating
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One Poo
Classic throne territory. A satisfying session that ends naturally.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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Send the Search Party
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★☆
4.1
79 ratings
Reviews
79
iOS ratings
Size
203 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Feb 2026
v1.0.9
Original Release
Nov 2023
What's new in v1.0.9
Updated all 88 Teams with their Current Players!
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This is a casual arcade soccer game playable in short sessions, suitable for one-handed play and easily interruptible. While the core game is free, full access to modes and customization requires a purchase, but it can be played offline and is not demanding on hardware. It's a good fit for players looking for a quick, relaxing soccer experience without a deep story.
Tags
🚽 Toilet-friendly👶 Parent-friendly✈️ Offline👍 One-handed🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
