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Your Life Simulator
iOS Β· Android

Your Life Simulator

Mark Varlamov
the other hand is busy
πŸ“± App StoreπŸ€– Google Play
POTT Rating
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Wee
Lightning fast. In and out. Possibly before you even sat down.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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Send the Search Party
You live here
Live from App Store
iTunes API Β· fetched on page load
Rating
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4.4
83 ratings
Reviews
83
iOS ratings
Size
128 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Apr 2026
v1.14.11
Original Release
Mar 2017
What's new in v1.14.11

- New Lock Screen widgets! - Storylines - lots of new events - New computer (Vision) - Tulpa for dakimakura - New cats - Clock change - Golden toilet - Cabinet for figurines - Need for water - Events once every 12 hours instead of once a day - Sleep twice as effectively at night - Lots of new items

Source: App Store release notes Β· Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take

This is a casual, portrait-oriented life simulator that can be played solo and offline. Sessions are short and the game is highly interruptible, making it suitable for quick check-ins throughout the day. While the core gameplay is cozy and idle-driven, monetization can be frustrating, with ads sometimes leading to in-game penalties.

Tags
GenreLife Sim
OrientationUnknown
SessionShort
PauseableHigh
PriceP2W
DifficultyCasual
VibeCozy
SocialSolo
StoryLight-Story
ReplayabilityHigh
RatingTeen
ProgressionIdle
DeviceLightweight
🚽 Toilet-friendlyπŸ‘Ά Parent-friendly✈️ OfflineπŸ‘ One-handedπŸ”‡ Sound optional⚑ No energy timers
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