POTT Rating
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Hangover Poo
You're going to be a while. Your legs may go numb. Worth it.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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Send the Search Party
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Live from App Store
iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★☆
4.4
19 ratings
Reviews
19
iOS ratings
Size
258 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Feb 2026
v1.9
Original Release
Sep 2025
What's new in v1.9
Improved gameplay Improved graphics
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This is an intense, competitive online soccer simulation played in landscape mode, requiring two-handed control. While playable offline, its core appeal lies in PvP matches and standard progression, making it best suited for players seeking a longer, engaging sports simulation experience that demands focus and skill.
Tags
✈️ Offline🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
