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Goat Simulator

Coffee Stain Publishing AB

sleep-deprived friendly

📱 App Store 🤖 Google Play

POTT Rating

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One Poo

Classic throne territory. A satisfying session that ends naturally.

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Wee

Under 3 min

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One Poo

3–10 min

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Spicy Curry

10–25 min

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Hangover Poo

25–45 min

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Rating

★★★★★

4.7

40K ratings

Reviews

40K

iOS ratings

Size

1779 MB

Worth the download

Last Updated

Mar 2026

v2.20.7

Original Release

Dec 2021

What's new in v2.20.7

We improved the player experience and fixed bugs - but kept the fun ones!

Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live

🚽 The POTT Take

Goat Simulator offers a chaotic and humorous sandbox experience where players cause destruction as a goat. Sessions can be medium-length and are highly interruptible, making it suitable for quick bursts of fun or longer play. It's a solo, casual experience with no story, ideal for players seeking mindless entertainment and random humor without strict progression or monetization pressures.