POTT Rating
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One Poo
Classic throne territory. A satisfying session that ends naturally.
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Wee
Under 3 min
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One Poo
3–10 min
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Spicy Curry
10–25 min
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Hangover Poo
25–45 min
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Send the Search Party
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iTunes API · fetched on page loadRating
★★★★☆
4.4
4K ratings
Reviews
4K
iOS ratings
Size
251 MB
Worth the download
Last Updated
Apr 2026
v1.5.3
Original Release
Sep 2021
What's new in v1.5.3
-Passing controls are now smoother and more responsive, enhancing gameplay precision. -Graphics have been upgraded for more captivating and visually stunning experiences. -Improved performance and stability.
Source: App Store release notes · Fetched live
🚽 The POTT Take
This is a solo, casual soccer simulation game with a standard progression system and high replay value, playable in short sessions. It is heavily monetized through frequent ads and has "horrible graphics" and "choppy" gameplay, making it a mindless experience. The game is suitable for players looking for a quick, low-demand sports distraction that can be played one-handed.
Tags
👶 Parent-friendly🔇 Sound optional⚡ No energy timers
